After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"



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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

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Little Johnny's Ebonics teacher decided to give a quiz on this week's spelling words. She asked the students to spell the words and use them in a sentence. Three of the words were: hotel, stigma and homosexual.

Little Johnny's answers were:

1. h-o-t-e-l The President asked Monica to keep their affair on the down low, but Linda Tripp made the ho tel.

2. s-t-i-g-m-a The President said to Monica, "I want you to stig ma cigar in your you know what".

3. h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l The President asked Monica not to wear panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual.



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" The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee. -Regis Philbin. "

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