Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
 
 "Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off" said the teacher.
 
 "Who is credited with writing the phrase "To be or not to be. That is the question," asked the teacher.
 
 Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, "Shakespeare".
 
 "Well done!" said the teacher, "You can have Monday off"
 
 "No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard," said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
 
 "Well okay," said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
 
 Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!"
 
 "Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off"
 
 "No thanka you miss. I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too," said little Fri Sum Kat.
 
 "Okay," said the teacher.
 
 Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "Fucking Asians!"
 
 "Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
 
 "Pauline Hanson!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday!!!!



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Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ...."

The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him  exactly what you've just told me."

The father came home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him.

"But why?" croaked the husband.

"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy what you've just told me."

"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob."



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A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher says, "Sorry Amy, but the sky can be grey or orange depending on the weather."

Second a little boy says, "Trees are definitely green." "

Sorry, but in the autumn many trees are gold or brown," said the teacher.

Third a Little Johhny in the back of the class says, "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! That's disgusting. Of course not!!!"

"OK ... then I definitely have shit in my pants," said Johnny.



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