Miss Jones was teaching her class math. She asked, "Johnny, if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would  she have?"

Little Johnny replied, "A heart attack!?"



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This week Gerbra & Rose photos.

Simply nice photos, Landscape, Seascape, Underwater, The Northern Beaches Sydney.